oh my i just realised i can blog here in tekong.(some sites are blocked you see.. like friendster and mainly sites with picture/erotic/sex in the address) anyways.. ive been in the army for a while now and well sometimes its fun and other times not.. well ive gotten through bmt fine coz im a nice guy though many of you fuckers will contradict that.. bastards.. haha well anyways i was like 10 times more buffed up just 3 weeks ago... but i seem to have lost most of it.. here lemme explain..

i was posted to SISPEC which is kinda where the fucking asshole cheebye army trains sergeants.(who are incidently the poor fuckers that do all the shit work for the officers) anyway my first day there is like whoa fuck this place is wayy fucking depressing.. honestly.. the place is like dark and pasty coloured like its a fucking prison or something.. well it just looks like fuck la dont ask so many questions. and well the sergeants at my company Foxtrot/Fail/Fucked up are really fucked up.. well i personally have not been abused because as i reiterate im a nice guy but ive seen chairs flying and people taking SOL(stoppage of leave - which means you cant go home for dunno how many weeks) well anyways it sucks. so yeah the sergeants training us were complete and total bastards.. and supposedly we couldnt smoke at field camp which was the last straw, when i heard that i fucking snapped. Anyway i went to see a shrink and got him to declare me depressed. and now im out of course. haha im in the Mess(where officers and sergeants go for beer and food) at SISPEC now. its cool i get to use the computer as you can see.. and also watch tv and basically slack around on the sofa doing nothing at all.

ok enough about that, now on to my harrowing 2 weeks here.. last week i fell sick due to food poisoning. i had a fever was puking and all that crap. feeling like shit i went to to report sick at the fucking cheebye medical centre where the fucking cheebye medics and medical officers stay. this was at 530 in the morning. so i get there and that fucking asshole medic was sleeping. so i wake him up and tell him i have a fever. the asshole then asked me whats your temperature. i dont have a thermometer so i cant tell him. coz the fucking cheebye army didnt fucking issue me a thermometer. so anyway i tell him i dont have a thermometer and he then tells me "if you dont have a thermometer then you dont have a fever, youre just feverish" this is point A where i'm in great pain and feel horribly nauseas and want to slap him, i mean for godsakes im fucking 21 i know when i have a fucking fever asshole. so anyways he then proceeds to use a faulty thermometer to take my temperature which proves his point and pisses me off. but anyway another guy walks in with a fever and the medic realises his mistake when he takes the guys temp. then he uses a new thermometer to take my temp. so i get annoyed even further. but anyways i have a fever now and am going to see the MO. im already done with the fucking dumb process of registering that im sick. writing name rank ic number reason.. all the bullshit the army thinks sick people should go through. and am just waiting for the medic to wake the mo up with my slip of paper stating the reason for my medical attendance. so i say nicely but in a pained voice, "can you wake the mo up? you know? speed things up?"
The fucker then says, "can you wait first?" fucking cheebye uneducated asshole. This is point B
so im like thinking fuck man im in pain but nvm this is the usual treatment of patients anyway. After like 5 mins i get annoyed again coz im thinking hell im the only other guy here at this time and that fucker is just being lazy which he is.. just doing things slowly and lethargicaly..i prolly spelt that wrong. anyways i ask again, "can you wake the MO up?" a little louder this time. the medic says, "wait a while can?" i get frustrated and as seeing this is getting nowhere, i go sit in the front where i dont have to see his face.

BUT you know me im a vengeful little bastard and im obviously not happy coupled with the fact that im in pain and the fucker just doesnt want to help me wake the MO up plainly because he wants to wait for the other guy to register so he can do it together and can do less walking. fucking asswipe. so i now at Point C turn around and ask the bastard again "Please wake the MO up." and he says "let me do my things first can?" Now I'm truly fucking pissed coz the bastard is just standing there with his hands on his hips looking at the next guy register, so i shout at the fucker "EH FUCK LA CHEEBYE, CAN YOU FUCKING WAKE THE FUCKING MO UP?" the bastard has the nerve to tell me "i see if you dare to say that to the MO." to which i say "i dont give a fucking shit." with that done i resign coz i know hes just being plain difficult and theres no way i can expect him to help me.. so i just hope i die so that my death will be on his hands and he can fucking panic about it.

in the end about an hour later i leave the place after get reprimanded by the MO about making a fuss in his medical center. to which i just gave an indifferent face. i leave the fucking island and expect no more trouble.

the next week i come back and the SSM(school sergeant major) or school's stupidest man comes up to me and says, im going to get charged. im like what the fuck for? then he reminds me of whatr happened on friday. then for the entire week im worring about when im going to get charged and all.. but finally i got my 11b back on friday night last friday and booked out. and until now.. i havent been charged. and hopefully this entire incident has blown over.

i have learnt a few things from this, namely that i should control my mouth even when im tempted to fuck some guy for something he did wrong. and that the army is a really fucked up place where they can even organize themselves to charge me. so fuck the Singapore army. fuck it. fucking army. chow chin chow.