Ok i've been inspired today. I just had a long 2 and a half hr talk with a friend at his "company" about Multi Level Marketing from now on referred to as MLM. for those of you who have just come back to visit my blog, trust me its worth a read this time. So please read on, Ive even made an effort to try to use proper grammer and punctuation. For those of you who have heard of MLM this is a must read. and I am completely sober for the first night in the whole week so this is good.

So i went down and heard a long story, heres how it goes.

MLM is really fantastic its like this. The worker there there recruits you by first asking you if you'd like to make a hell lot of money.. now we're not even talking about $100, $1000 or even $100,000 we're talking about $10,000,000 now isnt that amazing. They usually start by giving you a rundown of how businesses work in the world, which is basically you put in a hell lot of money and get slow returns. Then they move on to how MLM works.. MLM works by everyone helping each other out to make a lot of money. This works because its network marketing. What is network marketing you may ask? well network marketing is basically a pyramid structure, lemme give you a unit to make it a little clearer. It's one guy with 2 fellas helping him to find more people to work for him. At the same time this one guy is also finding people to join him. He puts the people he finds under the 2 fellas.

Theres the basic structure of MLM. Now lets talk about money, which is what most of you have on your minds anyway. So this is it. you pay $288 (for aestethic reasons lets make it $300) ok so you pay 300 bucks you get some dumb motherfuckiin product probably worth.. oh i dunno maybe 50 bucks? well then they tell you look you can set up an e-banking account with us for free. (well actually not free coz you foolishly paid $300) by setting up this account you can get other idiots like yourself to buy the IDEA of MLM.

Ok pretty much covered the essentials. Now about how the money comes back to you. When you get someone to join you the fella has to set up a minimum account of $300 so this $300 goes to the company. when you have six of these phoney fuckin accounts to your name, (the accounts which the 2 fellas under you have also count as your group so you make money out of that too) you get US$140 or maybe im wrong and its only US$70 but anyway big fucking deal. where does $1500 go to? Well you fine fucking idiot it goes to the company. For every set of 6 you have, you only get at most S$300 thats a fucking ripoff...

Ok covered the whole idea of MLM that didn't take too long did it? Ok heres what i have to say about MLM. MLM is a really smart idea. The guy who thought of it must have been thinking.. "how am i gonna make some easy money today... Oh hey i have an idea. Why not i tell my friends the story of MLM and get them to pay me 300 bucks just to listen to it?" So his stupid friends did. Then he told them "hey you know what? you wanna make some money too? Why not i teach you to tell the story of MLM too so you can make back the 300 bucks.. only the catch is you have to pay me 1,500 bucks because i came up with the idea." Oh look there we have the Smartest Man in Business history. A fella who made something out of nothing.

Now you must be thinking oh shit Kevin you make quite a lot of sense. If you're not thinking that you must be thinking .. Kevin you're wrong MLM is really cool. well yeah its really cool if the whole world was populated by dumb fucking idiots like you of course. but sadly there are many smart motherfuckers like me too and its the smartmotherfuckers like me that make use of dumb fucking idiots like you by coming up with dumb things like MLM. Anyway i was really pissed coz i wasted 2 and a half hrs of my life. so i had to warn you guys out there that MLM is a sham. its the biggest con job in the world and i dunno.. i mean making money is fine and all but i figure you have to have some principals and having principals means you dont cheat people of their money just coz you wanted some yourself. I HATE THE FUCKER WHO STARTED NTI international. now if someone told you he was from NTI and blah blah blah.. Tell him to go piss in a fan, and while he's at it.. stand too close.